complaining about being mistaken for a tranny is like complaining about winning the lottery. “oh sorry I thought you were a fertility priestess with a direct connection to the divine. my apologies”
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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
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a fun statistical fact is that if you run a survey that asks people “do you support trans people” you are not in fact collecting information on whether the respondents support trans people but whether they will tick a little box that says “i support trans people” on a survey & these two things are in fact quite different and the latter is not a very strong predictor of the former
i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me
night’s sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen
night’s sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse
night’s sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I’m good
night’s sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place
night’s sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place
night’s sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper
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people who complain abt gas prices are fucking lazy. just go hunt for it if you cant afford store bought. a hose and container will cost wayyy less in the long run.
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twin peaks is the place that people talk about when they discuss what would happen if the majority of the population was autistic and only a minority wasnt