pills for gils
ok ignore my fake mustache for a second because this is really important and really serious
take a gander at my serious face and deduce just how serious this is
often while scrolling through tags, i’ll see girls posting things like “i wish i was a man so i could be like the doctor/sherlock holmes/ianto jones/dean fuckhislastname/dave strider/a whale shark/whatever”
now, ladies, listen here, because i have something of utmost importance that i must tell you…
shut up.
"if i was a man, i’d want to be like…" is complete and utter bs. you don’t need a penis between your legs to be like anyone. your gender, whether it be your biological gender or your gender identification, should not restrain you from being whatever you want to be.
you don’t need to be a man if you want to wear a funny coat, or dress in suits every day, or make snarky comments, or have short hair (although most people actually do need to be a man to have beautiful sideburns), or solve crimes, or fight demons, or travel through time and space, or have all of your family and friends die.
so don’t say things like, “if i was a man, i’d want to be like ianto jones”, because you really don’t need a penis to wear suits and make coffee and cry a whole lot. unless you’re talking about wearing a tiny penis suit, making coffee with your dick, or crying tears from your wiener. (if you are experiencing the last, consider consulting a doctor.)
fuck gender. be whoever you want to be, and don’t let gender roles stop you.

ok ignore my fake mustache for a second because this is really important and really serious

take a gander at my serious face and deduce just how serious this is

often while scrolling through tags, i’ll see girls posting things like “i wish i was a man so i could be like the doctor/sherlock holmes/ianto jones/dean fuckhislastname/dave strider/a whale shark/whatever”

now, ladies, listen here, because i have something of utmost importance that i must tell you…

shut up.

"if i was a man, i’d want to be like…" is complete and utter bs. you don’t need a penis between your legs to be like anyone. your gender, whether it be your biological gender or your gender identification, should not restrain you from being whatever you want to be.

you don’t need to be a man if you want to wear a funny coat, or dress in suits every day, or make snarky comments, or have short hair (although most people actually do need to be a man to have beautiful sideburns), or solve crimes, or fight demons, or travel through time and space, or have all of your family and friends die.

so don’t say things like, “if i was a man, i’d want to be like ianto jones”, because you really don’t need a penis to wear suits and make coffee and cry a whole lot. unless you’re talking about wearing a tiny penis suit, making coffee with your dick, or crying tears from your wiener. (if you are experiencing the last, consider consulting a doctor.)

fuck gender. be whoever you want to be, and don’t let gender roles stop you.

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    ^^YES. That being said, if I suddenly woke up as a man the first thing I’d probably do is go have sex, just to see what...
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    A good post.
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    this is cute Gil. i like this. smart things coming from Gil’s mouth.
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    Thank you, Gil.
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