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my brother and i share the xbox, which basically means i’ve gotten really proficient at switching out destiny for skyrim.

hobby: sticking my hand into my cat’s mouth when she yawns.

i can chew more bubblegum than anyone. i can chew more bubblegum than the president or shaquille o’neal. sofa bleached my roots and my hair turned kind of bubblegum colored.

sprightlyvigilante:

the final step to becoming babushka is complete

what am i doing? what are you doing, huh?? patrolling the graveyard late a night, harassin folk who just want to dig in the fresh dirt…

cant read my tjoyfhts now, alluminaughty..

owlturdcomix:

I hope I haven’t miscategorized.

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monsterscares:

"Who stuck that arrow in your throat, who missed your crimson apple?"

odlaws:

morticians

odlaws:

morticians